185 Ways to annoy Bill

Subiect: 185 Ways to annoy Bill Mar Mai 04, 2010 8:48 am

1. Stare at him with wide,
fascinated eyes until he asks what’s up, then tell him he would look
good in pink.

2. At ungodly hours of the night, vigorously shake him awake screaming,
“FIRE! FIRE!!!” Then walk out of the room like nothing happened.

3. 13 minutes before his alarm goes off, drag sleeping Tom onto his bed
and then just sit there.

4. Videotape their reaction as they wake up. Post it on YouTube, titling
it “Kaulitz Brother Morning Surprise”.

5. Steal his eyeliner. When he asks you where it is, tell him Georg took
it to his room muttering something about voodoo.

6. Lock up his vat of hair gel.

7. Replace his entire wardrobe with Disney princess dresses.

8. Hide behind a piece of furniture and ambush him with Silly String.
Then walk away as if nothing had occurred.

9. At 3:21 a.m., cut off all his hair and sell it on eBay.

10. Beat him with a pillow every time he says the word “you”.

11. Give him a dirty look all day. When he finally asks you what’s
wrong, complain that some middle-aged guy won the lottery in Florida.

12. Secretly stick a GPS chip on him and sell trackers to his
fangirls/boys for $100 apiece.

13. Chuck Gustav’s drumsticks at his head, then quietly murmur that the
evil elves made you do it.

14. Scream “AFLACK!” in his ear at 2:14 a.m. each morning without fail
then run away with your arms flailing.

15. Write “NENA PWNS ME” all over his face with laundry marker in the
middle of the night.

16. During a silence during dinner, fling a spoon at him and laugh
maniacally.

17. Tell him that a mob of fanboys are waiting for him outside the hotel
door.

18. As you enter the room, yell “Look what I found!” and toss a rabid
sewer rat into his lap.

19. Giggle maniacally. When he asks you what is wrong with you, tell him
that in his song “Scream” it sounds like he is saying “squeam”.

20. At ungodly hours of the night, whisper subliminal messages about
Georg sneaking into his underwear drawer while he sleeps.

21. Whenever he speaks let him finish and then ask him what language he
is speaking.

22.After he says something ask him to repeat it.

23.Cling to him and when he tries to get away threaten to take away his
make-up kit.

24. Make a fire using his hairspray and then dance around it.

25. Hide under his bed and trip him when he wakes up and tries to get
out of bed.

26. Randomly throw a cat on his head and pretend like you didn't do
anything.

27. Right before he sits down, pull the chair away and smile.

28. Pretend to cry and when he asks what's wrong say "what?" and pretend
you were never "crying".

29. Dye his hair hot pink.

30. Tell him you have tickets to see Nena but really take him to see
Gumibar.

31. Meow along as he starts to sing.

32. Constantly remind him Tom is and will always be older.

33. Tell him to buy a blue mini cooper, just to see if he fits.

34. Whenever he pust on his many rings look at him with wide innocent
and then ask if any of them are Purity Rings.

35. Then ask if he's a virgin, if he says yes tell him your not
surprised and if he says no scream and run.

36. Ask him if he has any cherry lip-gloss.

37. Then ask him why.

38. Watch him get his hair all updone before shouting "Scar has
returned! Run Simba!" whil shoving Tom out the door.

39. Ask him if he really knows what the song 'It's Raining Men' is
about.

40. Ask him if he failed his driver's course/test on purpose.

41. Insist on calling him and Tom "Thing 1" and "Thing 2". Call Bill
"Thing 2". When he asks you why, tell him because Tom is older than him.

42. Read “Green Eggs and Ham” out loud late at night.

43. When he comes back to his home town after a concert yell “Yea,
you’re back!” and hug him like you’ll never let go. After about five
minutes constantly glance at the clock and say “Shouldn’t you be going
somewhere?”

44. Sell him on Ebay.

45. Tattoo your name on his forehead with a permanent marker.

46. Dress up as a chicken and sing his songs very loudly and off key.

47. Constantly remind him that the female of the species is more deadly
than the male.

48. Let a very large, non-poisonous, spider loose in the recording
studio

49. Than record his loud, girly screams.

50. Poke him on the side non-stop, making him squeak. (This will not
only annoy Bill, but the others will be annoyed by his squeaking.)

51. Watch “The Others” and spend the next week asking him if he's a
ghost.

52. Make him watch Steven King’s “It”. At two in the morning dress up as
a very evil looking clown and sit on Bill’s bed.

53. Demand that he writes a song about you.

54. Tell Bill that Michael Jackson is waiting at the door to meet his
long-lost twin brother.

55. Sing “That’s What Girls Do” at ungodly hours of the night.

56. Laugh… just laugh for no reason at all

57. Trip Bill and use the other boys as a shield when he comes after
you, and shout, “En guard!”

58. Try to catch him with a lasso on random times.

59. Slap a cracker with butter onto his face.

60. Dress up as one of those British guard guys with big fuzzy hats and
follow him around with a wooden rifle in your hand and an unusually
serious expression on your face.

61. When one of their songs comes on, turn it up as loud as you can and
say “I could have sworn I’ve heard this somewhere before…?” and look
like you’re concentrating really hard on it.

62. While reading “Green eggs and Ham”, and when Bill asks why you are
reading Dr. Seuss, scream “It’s green!” and stare wide eyed at him until
he starts to back away… then knock him to the ground

63. Then read “Green eggs and Ham” while sitting on him

64. Sit and wait in his hotel room when he's on tour. When he returns to
his room after a concert, stand and angrily demand to know why he was
so late.

65. Jump on his back and demand piggy-back rides.

66. At exactly 03:38 a.m. make sure that he's asleep, take a deep breath
and scream “THE FAN-GIRLS/BOYS ARE HERE!!!”

67. Lock the doors so that he can't get out.

68. Run up to him saying the producer wanted you to tell them something
very important. Pretend to faint. When you wake up pretend like you
can’t remember what he said. A few minutes later say “Oh, I remember
now!!” Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several days.

69. Demand from Bill that he takes your bunny ‘Fluffy’ in his will (as
his only heir) or else you will sit on him the whole day

70. Treat Bill as a puppy, when he comes from the bathroom, pat his head
and say with a little squicky voice: that’s a good boy..

71. When Bill’s doing his hair start singing the lion king song (In the
jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight.. In the jungle the
mighty junge the lions sleeps tonight..) all over the room/tourbus

72. An hour before the concert, steal all of Bills clothes and replace
them by a single Santa Claus suit

73. At a random moment try to put a tutu on him (if needed, use
violence)

74. Ask the twins if they were connected with their butts at their birth

75. Suprise him by jumping on stage during a concert playing the
trombone as loud as you can

76. At exactly 5:30am do a very remarkable imitation of Bill’s star
search performance of ‘It’s raining man’

77. Put on a rabbitsuit and start jumping on Bill’s bed yelling the song
‘Old McDonalds had a farm’ very offkey

78. yell: ‘VIVA LA DIVA!’ and run up to Bill and tackle him. While Bill
is screaming like a girl, get up, yawn and walk away bored

79. Replace Bill’s jewellery by cock-roaches and bugs. Sit on his bed
with wide open eyes till he comes to get his jewellerybox. Then say in a
creepy little voice ‘I have a little suprise for you’..

80. Somehow shove him into a dress and throw him out on the streets for
all his fan girls to see

81. Pretend you cannot remember his name; call him Tom-With-Makeup

82. Forbid him to use hairspray, claim that it might ruin his voice

83. Plant a badly written Bill/Tom NC-17 innocent brotherly love fanfic
on Bill’s bedside table. Make sure Tom finds it.

84. Walk in on Tom confronting Bill about the fic. Insist you do some
‘drama exercises’ to solve the situation and get rid of the tension. Ask
Bill to read the fic out loud

85. Volunteer to accompany him to shop for the costume party. Dress up
as an FBI agent. Tackle him into a bush, insist he stays put while you
scout the area for rabid fangirls.

86. When he descends to the Hotel lobby dressed in his striped shirt,
Adidas sneakers, black/white nail polish and with the big spiky hair,
ask him why he is dressed up as a zebra; remind him that the costume
party is NEXT Friday.

87. He’s having troubles choosing between a Vampire outfit and a Phantom
of the Opera outfit. Ask him what was wrong with the Zebra.

88. Bill still hasn’t decided on an outfit when Tom calls you asking for
advise on what he should wear to the party. Suggest he gets a suit and
dresses up as !Sexy Hans Gruber from Die Hard. Then hung up, turn to
Bill and exclaim: I’ve got it! You’d be perfect as a !Sexy Play Boy
Bunny!

89. Burst out laughing while listening to Monsoon. When he asks what you
are laughing at, answer with the most British accent you can manage and
tell him that you think his pronunciation of ‘storm’ is really funny

90. Ask him if he is a transvestite.

91. Every time he goes on stage yell “Bill you’ve impregnated me!!” and
run.

92. Ask him if he could ever have a baby.

93. Balance a book on your head and follow him around all day

94. During an awkward silence loudly point out that he looks like a
drunken llama

95. When he has a hangover, yell “Ready, Set, Go!!” in his ear

96. Poke him every 10 seconds and tell him random facts about tacos.

97. Write a note to Bill saying that you are a crazed stalker fan girl
that stalks him every night while he sleeps.

98. When he tries to fall asleep after a concert, jump on his bed

99. Put a pencil in his hair and see if it disappears

100. If the pencil disappears put another one in.

101. Hide in his closet and watch him change and squeak every time he is
about to take off his pants. ( such as touching his zipper) (Oh and
lock the door from the inside.)

102. Put pink hair dye in his shampoo.

103. Try to find the pencils in his hair.

104. Ask him why the sky is blue over and over again.

105. Make him read porno, and take a picture of him doing so.

106. Try making him read an English dictionary that has no pictures.

107. Give his clothes to a hobo, and make him go on stage in his
boxers.( yeah enjoy that fan girls)

108. Take away his candy for a month

109. Pretend that you are ninja out of nowhere, and attack him out of
nowhere

110. Put random fruit on his head.

111. Pull his hair every minute, and tell him Gustav did it.

112. Paint his nails with little ducks when he goes to sleep.

113. Put a horse in his room.

114. Ask him repeatedly every 20 minutes why his parents got divorced.

115. Be an over obsessive fan girl

116. Repeatedly ask him what sex is and how it works

117. Insist that Tom turns you on more every time you talk to him

118. Hide his precious eye shadow and eyeliner.

119. Stare at him without blinking

120. Tell everyone you see that he is wearing a pink, silk thong and
when he says he isn't, tell them that it's his time of the month

121. Walk up to him and ask "What's a Green Day?"

122. Run around, screaming "Run! It's Godzil-laaaaaaa!" with an Asian
accent

123. Change the ring tone on his cellphone to "Girls Just WantTo Have
Fun" by Cyhindi Lauper and put it on high volume.

124. Then somehow fix the cellphone so he can't change it or turn the
volume down

125. Post his cellphone number on a well known website

126. Tell him he needs to lose some weight

127. Tell him that his voice reminds you of something that came from
Georg's bladder

128. Poke him until he shouts for you to stop poking him there and then
find a new spot to poke and continue to poke him.

129. Talk in baby talk whenever you talk to him or when he asks you
something

130. Wake him up at exactly 5:37 in the morning and ask him what time it
is.

131. Everytime he is watching TV, run into the room, turn off the TV,
and run out with your arms flailing madly.

132. Ask if he is a sweet Transvesite from Transexual Transylvania

133. Break his little airplane named Jumbie

134. Shout "He can't wait to be king!" every time he walks by withhis
lion mane hair-do

135. Hide the TV remote in his hair

136. Write a really embarassing song about him and somehow perform it at
their next concert

137. Then sing it around the house so he can hear

138. Pronounce his last name wrong, even after he told you how to say it
the correct way.

139. Dance around himin a circle, screaming "Peanut butter jelly time!
It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter 'n' jelly!! Peanut butter
'n' jelly!!" May repeat action if you wanted to do so

140. Repeatedly ask how babies are made and if he can show you.

141. Make sure that there is no milk on their tourbus when they are
touring.

142. Inform him every few minutes thathe can't have his cornflakes now

143. Then eat all of his cornflakes in front of him, laughing evilly

144. Repeatedly flush the toliet when he is taking a shower

145. And when he jumps out of the shower, stare at his weenie, laugh and
than take a picture of him

146. Glare at him, and when he asks what is wrong with you, tell him
you're looking into the future

147. ‘Accidentally’ call him a girl in public.

148. Laugh hysterically every time he speaks the word ‘what’.

149. Steal all his eyeliner and begin drawing strange pictures all over
his walls. When he asks what you are doing turn your back to him and
mutter something about Georg doing you wrong.

150. Sing very loudly and very off-key to any Green Day song he might be
playing.

151. At 4:27 in the morning, jump on his bed and scream “The leprechauns
are attacking! The leprechauns are attacking! Run for your life!”

152. Rename him Phillip Johnny Bob and refuse to call him by any other
name.

153. Give away the ending to any movie he may be watching.

154. Every time he beats you at a video game smack him with a pillow and
accuse him of cheating.

155. Make fun of his dancing.

156. Tell him he looks like Michael Jackson.

157. Let a rabid monkey loose in his room while he’s asleep.

158. Tell him his voice reminds you of a dying constipated cow.

159. Tell him Tom is SO much cuter than him.

160. Watch the ‘Thriller’ music video and stare at him with wide,
terrified eyes the rest of the day.

161. Make a list of ways to annoy him.

162. When you go wake him up in the morning quietly ask him where babies
come from.

163. Balance a book on your head and follow him around all day.

164. Sing “Dude looks like a lady” at 2:48 AM every morning without
fail.

165. Tell him he should hook up with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

166. Put purple Jell-O in his shower head.

167. Put on some sappy chick flick, turn up the volume as loud as it’ll
go, and ask him why the boys were so mean to Jennifer.

168. Splash him with water and shout “The power of Christ compels you!”
169. After every sentence he says ask him ‘why?’

170. Make him write a song about monkeys, cheese puffs, and a broken air
conditioner and make him perform it at his next concert.

171. Before they go on stage for a concert introduce them as the Weather
Girls.

172. During an awkward silence loudly point out that he looks like a
drunken llama.

173. Scream and smack him upside the head every time he says the word
‘guitar’.

174. Ask him if he was ever on the Oprah show.

175. Somehow shove him into a dress and throw him out on the streets for
all his fan girls to see.

176. Never let him forget that Tom is indeed older than him

178. While he is sleeping, put a horse in his room, and video tape his
reaction to when he sees it

179. Tell him Tom, not Bill, is the boss.

180. In his presence, hold a loud conversation on how much androgyny
sucks.

181. Say that Arthur und die Minimoys was a very badly-voiced film.

182. Poke his ribs and tell him he needs to eat something.

183. Never let him talk over you.

184. tell him Georg's hair is so much better

185. tell him Gusti's tattoo's are cooler

Subiect: Re: 185 Ways to annoy Bill Mar Mai 04, 2010 8:49 am

scz k nu e tradus.... 185 Ways to annoy Bill 50932

Subiect: Re: 185 Ways to annoy Bill Vin Mai 07, 2010 12:40 am

Nu este nimic ca nu este tradus,in mare se intelege mai ales ca tema respectiva a mai fost postata,doar ca au mai aparut idei noi cum sa il necajesti pe Bill 185 Ways to annoy Bill 750519

Subiect: Re: 185 Ways to annoy Bill Vin Mai 07, 2010 12:45 am

Dar nu cred ca totusi cineva care ar avea sansa sa ajunga in preajma lui ar aplica una sau mai multle din metodele enumerate mai sus,doar asa de amuzament si apoi sa ii zica,,stai linistit am glumit doar'' 185 Ways to annoy Bill 750519

Subiect: Re: 185 Ways to annoy Bill Vin Mai 07, 2010 12:49 am

Probabil

Subiect: Re: 185 Ways to annoy Bill Vin Mai 07, 2010 1:00 am

Eu cred ca cel mai usor mod de al necajii pe Bill Kaulitz este sa il ignori ,dar total.Atunci cand ar zice ceva sa te uiti mirat in jur sau sa il intrebi pe Tom daca a auzit si el ceva asa ca un bazait .Sau sa vb cu ceilalti baieti din trupa ca si cum el nu ar fi de fata 185 Ways to annoy Bill 750519

Subiect: Re: 185 Ways to annoy Bill Vin Mai 07, 2010 1:05 am

A sau inca una 185 Ways to annoy Bill 207842

Daca ai avea sansa sa il insotesti pe strada sa te lovesti (izbesti)de un stalp sau semafor si sa zici:-Scuze Bill nu te-am vazut!
185 Ways to annoy Bill 916633

Subiect: Re: 185 Ways to annoy Bill Vin Mai 07, 2010 1:27 am

A dar asta suna deja a jignire,jignire pt stalpul lovit 185 Ways to annoy Bill 750519

Ce malitioasa sunt .
Cand ma gandesc ca eu dintre ei 4 il plac cel mai mult Exact pe Bill,dar uneori imi vine sa il casapesc 185 Ways to annoy Bill 747870

Subiect: Re: 185 Ways to annoy Bill Vin Mai 07, 2010 7:34 am

ce tare e aia cu stalpu' 185 Ways to annoy Bill 916633

Subiect: Re: 185 Ways to annoy Bill Dum Ian 09, 2011 8:04 pm

atatea lucruri il deranjeaza??/

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